Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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