But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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