he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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