Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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