Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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