the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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