stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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