why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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