Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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