had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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