gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Randomize
