i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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