this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
The air taste purple.
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