just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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