i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
