he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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