WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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