But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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