she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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