i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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