Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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