They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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