I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Just pee around me
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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