in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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