Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Randomize
