found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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