i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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