my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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