Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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