I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
