Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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