i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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