My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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