My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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