have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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