I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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