well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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