i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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