Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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