How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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