If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
