He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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