I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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