btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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