Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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