Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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