Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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