They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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