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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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