Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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