Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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